Calorie Troll

Somebody who is so strapped for calories and desperate to make their macros that they resort to eating olive oil

Dain: Have you seen Marks meal plan?
Connor: Yea, he blends olive oil into his protein shake. What a calorie troll

by MrWine January 28, 2022

Caloocan

A place in Metro Manila; Usually depict as the word "Kalokohan" (Joke) since they are similarly sound.

Basta talaga mga pinoy magaling pagdating sa Caloocan

by pautanginamopo February 24, 2022

calbongadoo

massive willy innit

mrs incredible is the only person that can fit my humungous calbongadoo

by XCC49 July 7, 2022

calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 22, 2022

Calco

funny, hilarious, laughter, silly, amusing, humorous

You’re so calco dude!

by naturelover3693 July 3, 2023

Callowrectal

Callowrectal (adj, noun)

She is really Callowrectal, she is a scared of her own sphincter, He is Callowrectal, he is a scared asshole (rooted from Colo-rectal)

by Sevzilla738 September 16, 2023

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010