Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 13, 2021

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 04, 2024

Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.

Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.

by QuacksO December 15, 2023

Fat calvin

It's a helluva nickname

Fat Calvin! It do got a ring to it.
Fat Calvin! It's a helluva nickname.

by Wayne_brady07 June 07, 2023

Curvy calvin

Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson

Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.

by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022