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Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.
What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

calvin goldspink

hot young male singer in s club 8 (s club juniors) born in 24th january 1989, favourite colour is green. was the flirty junior. eye candy for meee. stars in the television series i dream. laaa.
Calvin Goldspink is really really hot and sex-y. woop.
calvin goldspink by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005

Calvin M. Woodward Highschool 

Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.
Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!

calvin mode 

To initiate "calvin mode" is to raise one's hands and place then flat on one's head in order to mimic an incredibly homosexual hairstyle. The hair in question is rumored to equate to the length of half a football field, and is reported to have pierced hot air balloons from the ground.
Calvin: "Were there dinosaurs before the earth was made?"
Mr. Ziprick: "Like they say on reality TV shows: Calvin, you are the biggest loser."
Group of Geniuses: "INITIATE CALVIN MODE!"
calvin mode by no mom jokes plz October 17, 2006

Calvin Borel 

Verb.

1. To begin the night with a hot girl, but risk it all and end the night going home with an even hotter girl.

Created in honor of Kentucky Derby winning jockey Calvin Borel who switched horses after winning the 2009 Derby in order to ride a better horse in the Preakness, and managed to win that race as well.
Troy: Can you believe Kenny left Stacy alone at this party? She's a freaking 8 at least.

Donnie: He Calvin Boreled it out of here with Tanya. She's a legitimate 10.

Troy: What..... aaaaa...... Plaayaaaaa!

Calvin College 

a smallish college in Grand Rapids Michigan. Where some crazy drunk ass hot girls go. They say they are christians but really they are pretty freaky. Everyone there is dutch and very tall. Everyone gets married by the time they graduate and they all have snobby kids that will some day go to Calvin college.
Calvin College is a crazy christian school
Calvin College by kinfee August 30, 2010