Callum

Callum is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he has the power to take all your problems away from you with ONE hug. callum looks ordinary at first but you will notice he will have a slight thirst for love. he also love to make others laugh

guy: have you seen that guy callum

girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute

guy: i think he might have the hots for you

girl: i hope so

by The Cactus Lord August 10, 2019

Callum deighton

A Chinese looking ugly fuck who is a pedi and likes to rape 12 yr olds

Ewwww man stop being Callum deighton

by Nelution November 24, 2019

callum

callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.

-Dude... I think it’s callum.

-Yeah man you’re right
- we better fucking respect him

by Definitely not callum March 4, 2021

Calum

Calum is a name that is the most energetic and hentai/anime addict best friend/boyfriend (if your dating a Calum). He will make your life a better place and he will always be there for you if you need help with something even if it's hiding a dead body he will do anything. When Calum is down all you need to cheer him up is hugs (that's if he wants to weirdo) even if he is away all you need is virtual hugs over the phone when Calum is happy he will talk about hentai women with big boobs but he is still fun to be around. Calum will and I mean WILL bully for your height even if you are short or tall and thinks he has the biggest dick, the biggest dick energy (like straight girls where you at?) he also gives the most amazing biggest white boy smile and f-boy face (like I'm not complaining because he does). Overall Calum is just the most amazing name.

Calum is the best name

by DO THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS May 14, 2021

Calum

Always the best rocket league player in the room. Uses no brain power to achieve great succession and everything comes to ease.

Why is that guy so perfect at everything he tries. Definitely a Calum

by Mezzo_Rl November 24, 2021

Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

Callum Church

A different type of turd which wont flush, a much more difficult one to flush!

Person 1 - Wuu2?
Person 2 - This damn callum church won't flush!

by giggidypopdoodleman December 5, 2010