california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

by Tomstah May 18, 2018

Calin

European dude with a very large penis, handsome and a lot of money which stays loyal af

Usually playing games and collecting expensive shit.

"Living like Calin"
"Calin is perfect"

by fashionkilla93 February 25, 2018

Caliens

A groupchat revolving around caleb finn and the finndom. It is filled with the most beautiful, funny and kind girls in the world.

"ive seen the caliens, i dont know if that's new but ive seen that one pop up alot" -caleb 🥰

by ijusthadtodoittoem November 9, 2019

Calisthenisia

The act of playing video games in which you workout or do a good number physical exercise which then motivates you to workout in real life.

Bro I am fucking product of Calisthenisia.
"what that mean"
check the urban dictionary

by Comrade Albert June 25, 2022

calica

When the guy has so much style, or did an crazy thing, or get some bitches, you say Ai calica!

Expression of surprise in Brazil.

Rick: Im going to Joe.
Kyle: Who's Joe?
Rick: Joe mama!
John: Ai calica!

by yehklsj March 24, 2023

California Company

A severely deluded, twisted individual with serious mental health problems. He can be very nice, yet unequivocally cruel at the same time. Loves to play the victim. We can only assume something horrible happened to him that made him this way.

California Company gaslighted me into hurting myself, then kissed me afterwards, and said everything will be alright.

by Limerence Addiction May 6, 2023

Moreno Valley California

You are not a career criminal just because you steal from the Moreno Valley Mall. A town where below the 60 it's all the black and Mexican dudes living with their moms and above the 60 it's all the fat Mexican chicks that they got pregnant living on HUD. Baby mama drama capital of the United States. Where tortas cannot wait to loan their boyfriends their Toyota Corolla to go cheat on them while they're at work. Middle class white dudes act like they are from the ghetto but they're actually from Perris. Where the women on the daily act more stuck up than they should because their boyfriends are actually the dudes that are acting ghetto. A large portion of the population here supports only fans. Latino dudes will jack you if you try to buy drugs, and a cholo hookers will try to jack you the same. Town is too close to banning for comfort. I the bars definitely have tortas thinking they are prettier than they really are when they all go home with the same black dudes at the end of the night. ( shark Bar) the STD rate always surprisingly high i'm surprising because of all the failed cosmetology students it's still where the scrubs around town.

If you are from the IE your baby mama most likely is from Moreno Valley california.

by B-locz December 27, 2022