camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.

When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.

by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

chin curtain

A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.

Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.

by Yominister March 3, 2017

e-curtain

Pretending to talk or text to avoid talking to someone standing nearby

As I was walking into class,I saw that guy that won't shut up so I got out my phone and pulled the e-curtain.

by humorogenus July 19, 2012