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Crispy Fry

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.
by Zaveer August 15, 2017
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crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.
I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill
by Butter on toast February 16, 2020
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Crispy Piss

A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.

Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.

Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.

"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.

And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"

"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"

"... Again?"
by 49% of a Dream April 9, 2023
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crispy jew

The circumcised fore skin from a Jew that has dried over a long period of time.
Scott was left out in the sun too long and was left with a crispy jew
by DinglePipe August 1, 2017
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Crispy Bone

A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.
I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌
by Bone Bone November 10, 2021
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crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022
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crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---
"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"
by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009
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