Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

Crispy Bone

A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.

I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌

by Bone Bone November 10, 2021

Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.

Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!

by ME.💀 March 28, 2023

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.

I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill

by Butter on toast February 16, 2020

crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009