Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.

"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"

by John William Matson July 16, 2008

nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Credit Siv

someone who does no work but takes all of the credit, someone who uses "we" when it comes to work she wants you to do, but sits and takes all of the credit herself for the work that you did. Someone who doesnt talk to you for 2 days if you dont do 110% of her work. Someone who acts stressed out and screams and swears to act like shes busy so no one bothers her. someone who leaves work early all of the time. someone whos time off grows interest.

Crazy Eye is SUCH a lazy credit siv, she needs to retire.

by fortatkinsonknowitall April 17, 2007

credit crunch tea

Ususally used in an office environment, this term describes when there are not many teabags left so it is prudent to use 1 teabag for an entire round of teas to make the remaining bags last as long as possible. So named due to the reluctance to shell out for a new pack of tea due to the global credit crunch.

Paul: Justin are you making the teas then?
Justin: Sure... Only 3 bags left so is everyone up for a credit crunch tea?
Paul: Yeah go on then.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

Crevitis

Defined as anything having to do with a fissure, crack, opening, or orifice.

Jared, stop shooting people through the crevitis. It is unfair.

Lee, take that spoon our of your crevitis.

by SpoonInMy... April 17, 2009

Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009