The best stuff you will ever taste. Its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. If it were a female person I would marry it and then divorce it just so I could marry it again.
When the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.
by agwoagbsgrthboefac June 2, 2010

by Clark Farley March 16, 2015

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.
by James October 23, 2004

A short statured wealthy caucasian man with a pony tail that has a reputation for being an above average lover.
Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !
by SophondaCox January 15, 2022

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.
by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016
