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Cousin Couple

Cousins who are romantically involved.
Contrary to what many USA citizens think, Cousin Couples do not constitute incest in the Bible, nor according to most marriage laws around the world.

Non cousin couples, on the average, have a 98% chance of conceiving a child without birth defects. Cousin Couples have a 96% chance -- about the same as a woman who is over 40 years old.

Please do NOT compare Cousin Couples to Sibling Couples or Parent-Child Couples! About half of the states in the USA allow 1st Cousins to marry.
by Rev. Jim Joggers November 22, 2006
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perfect couple

Cory and Sami are a perfect couple. :)
by Oooooooooooooooooo December 23, 2008
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tumblr couple

a cute and quirky couple that looks like they pose for artsy pictures on tumblr. may have linked tumblr sites.
kim and devon are always each others' top tumblr crushes. and they date in real life too. they are such a tumblr couple.
by bitchpleaz July 29, 2013
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Lightswitch Couple

Dude, Deal and Pamela hooked up again.

Oh man! That's like the fiftieth time they've broken up and gotten back together. They are such a lightswitch couple.
by J-Deal December 17, 2007
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a couple few

a term used in the southern united states to describe a number that is more than 2 but less than 10.
How many beers have you had tonight, Bob?

I dunno, a couple few.
by being used October 31, 2008
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Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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Uber cute couple

an extremely, almost sickly cute couple that everyone looks at and says 'awww, aren't they sweet!' and then almost vomits. imagine a powerpuff girl with a care bear sorta couple.
awww you and danny are an Uber cute couple!
*gag*
by Miss.Fortune May 4, 2009
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