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Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.
dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"
by bullant_owu January 11, 2021
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Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.
Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.
by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015
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Kailey Cooke

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey
That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!
by ashtonjmakin05 January 16, 2019
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late cooking

The act or habit of cooking something when you go back home after party, usually consisting in frying any stuff you have in (or around) the fridge. Sometimes referred as "late frying"
Mike: Oh, what a wonderful pary! Is there any other pub open at this time?
Johnny: No man, but we can do some late cooking.
by rkparker February 14, 2010
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British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.
Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!
by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020
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Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
“Why are my toes wet”
Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”
by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019
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Cooking With Jack

E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck
by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022
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