Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009

go home cook rice

Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.

Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.

Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"

Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."

Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."

by datonebradiz October 5, 2012

Jonathan Cook

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer of the epic band, Forever the Sickest Kids. He is also the former lead singer of the band (now broken up) The Flipside.

It took less than a year for the band FTSK to get signed with Universal Records. No one is too surprised on how famous they're now becoming. It was kind of expected.

They played at Warped in '07, and were on the AP Tour for '08. They have also played on Dallas Today before.

Their new cd is now out, <i>Underdog Alma Mater</i>.

Jonathan Cook is a very down to earth and funny guy.

by Themasterofpetrabbits May 3, 2008

friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

by Crystal J April 2, 2008

Elizabeth Cook

No words cn dcribe ths girl, but im going to try.

The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.

I just spent all day with Elizabeth Cook =)

by J.P.S January 21, 2011

Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

Nick Cook

a fruity bitch boy who thinks he’s attractive when he pulls the ugliest girls in the city
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god

Look at that pathetic Nick Cook wearing the same wife beater for the fourth time this week. Steer clear, he probably smells like shit.

by CockSuckler73 February 1, 2020