combing the dog

ie - Got nothing going on; bored to death.

Girl, "hey Jim, what's going on tonight?" Jim replies, "Just combing the dog".

by EarlZelli December 5, 2016

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025

corn comb

A dumbass, moron, jackass or any person doing or saying something stupid

Person A: why are you hanging from that tree?
Person B: To see if my head will explode.
Person A: Oh my god, you corn comb,...

by Ryankren June 18, 2008

Emo Pirate Comb-over

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.

"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."

by Broman Polanski February 21, 2014

Comb

A meme version of cum

Mike hawk: I shided and farded and comb in my pants

by Amongusfard June 20, 2021

comb-over

Every kids Hairstyle in 2016

The comb-over was the best hairstyle in 2016

by NorthBoy99 December 31, 2024