Trevor Coffin

A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.
“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
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Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.
Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!
by Master P’s Theater November 06, 2023
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Carrying a coffin

To know someone's or somethings death is/was caused by you.
I am carrying a coffin, and it will haunt me for the rest of my days...
by ImaginaryElephants February 29, 2016
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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG August 09, 2013
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 11, 2024
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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