barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021

transition buttsex

Denotes the area between B and CT Spawn on de_cbble. It was originally created by Austin in haste, when asked "where is he?"

Where the fuck is he?
Transition Buttsex!

by TEAMCLAN February 23, 2005

buttsecks

Pertaining to getting owned hard up The ass for breaking the rules.

God-Almighty was Buttsecks hard for not following the rules.

by Enforcer May 25, 2003

Transilvainian Buttsex

sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)

Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex

by Gman665 December 13, 2010

Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

buttsecks

A type of shrimp used in the greeting of certain men

That Asianboy shrimp had no buttsecks D:

by procyonca January 5, 2008

hello thar buttsekz

The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end

"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"

by Anonymous October 13, 2003