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Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.
You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect
by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024
mugGet the Broccoli Haircutmug.

Steaming Broccoli

When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.
Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.
by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023
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finna broccoli

;)
Katie: you Finna broccoli

Lex: you just said I had a fine ass
Danielle: FINNA BROCCOLI
by Dflizz February 7, 2018
mugGet the finna broccolimug.

Broccoli

Broccoli is the shaz of vegetables always playing the victim

And dry humps males
Broccoli stop being so hay
by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023
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Broccoli Sandwich

Broccoli sandwich.
When two chicks with prolapsed anuses scissor each other's butt holes on top of a guy penis while he's wearing a dick sleeve.
I heard those two white girls made some black guy a "broccoli sandwich", last Saturday after they met him at the club.
by FHSJK420 August 25, 2025
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Broccoli Beef

A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock
Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday
by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021
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The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.
"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"
by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017
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