Banging Grandma

Smoking weed.

I'd rather be banging grandma

by RefrigeratorMan February 18, 2009

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Spinal Branding

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

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banging one out

A Hard wank when your'e against the clock

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

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wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

by TerryD September 8, 2010

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Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.

1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."

by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020

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