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Braided mullet

This hairstyle combines A Old School Mullet into Plaits
by NorthBoy99 June 1, 2025
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Branden

A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky
woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)

StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)
by Pearube July 7, 2025
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FRENCH BRAIDED

When a girl has French braids, the man uses them to pull her up and down and hold her for deepthroats and take full control during oral sex
by Gaqq January 29, 2019
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Madeleine Brandes

A beautiful woman who will steal your heart. every guy likes her and wants to be with her
Damn nigga, Madeleine Brandes is lookin dope cute asf.
by LargeCockMan69 December 17, 2020
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Speckled banded

The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.
Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy

Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?

Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
by I-Dip-Crisps-In-My-Juice October 8, 2022
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Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.
I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!
by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023
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Flute Banded

When your friends trick you into getting cheated out of your money to start a puruvian flute band
GOD DAMN IT I GOT FLUTE BANDED!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Poo Poo Fart Bart February 28, 2026
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