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Get the Braided mullet mug.A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky
woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)
StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)
StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)
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Get the Madeleine Brandes mug.The act of going on a ship to London with your best friend who gave you a mission but died before he could even tell you it and then a great detective walks in on you like: " even though your friend wasn't even dead to begin with.
Sholmes: time for a pointless deduction thingy
Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?
Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
Ryunoske: OMFG AGAIN?!?!?!?
Ryunoske a year later: And that my friends was the time my friend Kazuma got speckled banded on the way to LOndon!
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Get the Speckled banded mug.I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!
Dinner was delicious!
Dinner was delicious!
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