Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Mommy Branch

A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700

Mommy Branch read me heatwaves because what would you do for a klondike bar?

by ToastyBoy08 September 16, 2021

Branch

A handsome young man that is found really attractive and is called cute constantly.

Branch is so cute.

by Siwwmsksoamsmmsaooq November 9, 2019

West Branch High School

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there

I survived West Branch high school

by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021

branch hang

When a few mates have a rollicking time separate from the entire group.

I heard Nikita organised a branch hang without us.

by Wilhelm Rittenbaum June 18, 2020