soggy boxers

a blowjob given through the underwear.

Dude I totally got soggy boxers last night. It's not as good as a blowjob, but better than nothing.

by ahelpfulneighbor September 9, 2016

one boxer

A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.

Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.

by Deffy Dog October 31, 2021

German boxer

A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.

You ever had a german boxer

by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023

Boxer brownies

To shit your boxers

I just made boxer brownies, would you like one?

by Cowboy311 March 8, 2015

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

Boxer

1. A mean looking but a nice dog breed

Jade bought a boxer from the Nashville dog shelter and named him Chris

by Jayyythecoach November 30, 2021

fart boxer

The pummleing of ones asshole with your tongue .....licking anus... making out with ones buttox .

I tongue punched that hos fartbox last night ...I'm a champion fart boxer.

by Dilsnicks inferno March 4, 2018