The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
by CourtKase March 5, 2011
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Get the Cold boner mug.There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
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A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
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300 boer joden served on the side of the Orange Free State and the South African Republic in the war against the British Empire.
by Brett94 February 1, 2017
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Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
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Mark Murray could barely hide his weather boner while reporting that certain parts of the city could see the possibility of a hint of a thundercloud.
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