Boar Shit

The combination of Bullshit and Horseshit.

Boarshit is when you're so angry in the heat of the moment at the malicious lie(s) to the point where you cannot think straight, and you cannot decide which word you want to use; (bull or horse) shit.

James couldn't believe the malicious untruth. Outrageously without thinking, he yelled out "boar shit!".

by mynameisfuckingawesomebro December 30, 2009

nova boards

a teen message board that once was a great online growing teen community. turned into a piece of worthless shit when an asshole named Jack took over, and now is known for its sluts and hos that parade in and out of novaadults.com

When Jackass took over Nova, it became a piece of worthless shit

by SharonChick January 21, 2004

Ass Board Bitch

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.

Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.

by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

Boogie Boarder

Someone who always tries to fiend or get into parties and social events where they are not wanted; a wave fiend

"Dude you gotta get me into this party on Saturday"
"Stop being a boogie boarder man you weren't even invited"

by Dirtymurty August 3, 2016

lab productions message board

1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.

"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"

by Wise_Guise May 22, 2006

Boardwalk

As in monopoly, something or someone that is seemingly unattainable but yet very desirable. Whether this is due to not being able to read or understand the person or object or whether the person or object is just too weird and indescribable (not to mention confusing and somewhat frustrating). If the thing you are describing is a person, it is someone who constantly surprises you and you are unable to rely on them due to their constant changes in behavior and attitude toward you. This also means you can go from loving them to hating them in a matter of seconds. If the thing you are describing is an object it is something that you cannot figure out its purpose or necessity to ever being invented.

Lindsay Lohan's strive to stay clean is a boardwalk just like Kate Gosselin trying to be normal.

Wearing belts when they are not attached to your pants via beltloops is a boardwalk- they aren't holding anything up!

Vince is a boardwalk...you never know WHICH Vince you are going to get.

by La-FAWN-duH! 132 January 5, 2011

FOBR boardies

The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, or die horribly. Unless you're a boy. We always encourage some p33n.
PS: They'll probably frown upon this definition. = I made it half-dead, don't eat meh for it.

Boardie 1: how r u???1??
Boardie 2: ROFFLECOPTER STFU AND GTFO.
Rest of boardies: *quotequote boardie2* LOLZERFACCE FOBR BOARDIES GON' GETCHOO
Boardie 1: *CRIES IN LITTLE CORNER* U GUYZZ ARE SOOO MEANN!!!111ELEVENTYFIVE!!!
All of boardies: LLOOOOOLLLZZZ STFFU N00B

by Kassie (nikki623) November 6, 2008