bog booty

Bog booty is when a women's booty is so sweaty that their buttcheeks slide against each other freely. Bog booty usually occurs after skipping a shower for 3 days in a row. Bog booty is most commonly found in northern-Michigan women between ages 23-28 who spend weeknights drinking in their garage.

Nobody goes down on Marissa, because she has bog booty.

by P1PEDoWN October 28, 2022

Bog Sirticus

When someone annoys you and need to keep them preoccupied.

Look up Bog Sirticus
Ok
Screw you

by Noonslayer69 May 6, 2021

bundy bog

This shit you take after a night of drinking Bundaberg Rum.

Was I drinking rum last night? I did a fucking huge Bundy Bog when I woke up.

by 10011100 April 13, 2014

Bog Beast

A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.

Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.

by Dr. Portmanteau February 9, 2021

Bog Jog

The uncontrollable urge you get each and every time you for a jog to defecate in public. Usually done by Australian men from Queensland. Also known as serial fecal dumpers.

Tourist #1: OMG....did you just see that? That aussie bloke jogging just took a dump on that driveway.

Tourist #2: Relax, that's normal here... he's just having a bog jog.

by Barnaby Joyce June 14, 2018

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong

Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong

by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022

bog mammit

the version of Goddammit that comes out of your three year old son's mouth when he breaks a toy...

"Bog Mammit, it broke, Mommy"

by BellaBous January 13, 2009