Blitz

1.) A powerful attack or mad massacre

The Viking unleashed a blitz to kill his enemies

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)

Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?

by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 22, 2022

Blitz

To Get Set Up For Robbery Or Death

Idk This Hoe Maybe Trying To Blitz Me.

by Adoss September 18, 2020

Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term

John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that

by Okcfan7 May 12, 2025

blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.

"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."

by UnknownPokemon13 November 22, 2016

Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes

by Blackwhereitcounts October 01, 2023