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Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.
A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes
by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023
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Blitz rape

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021
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Shadow Blitz

by iRobert January 15, 2023
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Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
by Vencl_A January 23, 2021
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blitzed

"I met this girl in San Francisco, and we got so blitzed at the bar." (But it can be used in context with marijuana or any other alternative drug)
by maineyeleni May 4, 2016
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blitz(y)

the most amazing silliest cat in the world. we all love blitz. she's so cute and amazing and sweet and funny she's the cutest cat ever. my friend calls her babycat cos she's small n he forgets her name alot💀

quotes:

"submissive and pettable"
-my brother. he didn't say that about blitz he said it abt his furry oc but I still wanted to include this quote bc its funny

"when can I see babycat again??"
-the friend I mentioned earlier. (he still is begging to see babycat again to this day)

"blitz is so cute shsjhdjshds"
-me
val: "blitz(y) is amazing"

byron: "REALL"
by val!!<3 March 8, 2023
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