certified bag chaser

Someone’s who’s always chasing that bag relentlessly

Jesse: AYO I think I’m a certified bag chaser?
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son

by Anonymous1946373 July 26, 2023

BA certified

also known as Beast Attack Certified, shows even more beastliness than beast attack. pure awesomeness, this word is not to be used lightly.

Oh shit fool that song is BA certified.

Anyone who plays a stick is BA certified

by Chris Byington September 18, 2006

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002

beanified

totally laid back - similar to cool beans

i'm feeling beanified

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Beastified

A kid named Andy and uses this word all the time. This word doesn't really exist, but he's too stupid and has such a small vocabulary that he uses this word all the time.

That is beastified style!!!

by TheAsianSensation March 22, 2004

Certified

Exactly what topsmuttjay is at Eating the a.k.a punanie

Eating a girl till she cry certified

by Playboi khai May 6, 2019

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019