Beibered

The act of getting pregnant by having unprotected sex with Justin Beiber in the restroom at the Staples Center.

That girl filed a paternity lawsuit after she got Beibered in October of 2010.

by Derek Rudolph November 6, 2011

Justin Beiber

The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:

*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.

by yougivemewings August 25, 2010

Justin Beiber

15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).

Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!

by dtrix July 7, 2010

Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber is a small girl who thinks she can sing and thinks she is beautiful. The truth sadly couldn't be further.
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors

Hi guys!
GET LOST!
Why?
Because you're a gay shit!
Prove it!
You're Justin Beiber for fucks sake!

by theguyovertherewhoiswatchingyo June 19, 2010

Besser

A person who claims to love some-one but actuly fancys someone else (that i call a duck). Usely the victim is a neek and ends up emotionly dead and is left alone for the rest of the however long until they find some-else.
My last attempt to post this was rejected so I've used less names in this one

Besser: (to victim after liking for a couple of weeks): hey (name here) do you wana go out do that disco
Victim: (bright red): um... Sure why not

2 weeks later

Besser: ITS OVER! come on (ducks name here). Lets go to that disco you saw

victim (pissed off at every-one): WHAT THE F*** that was the only person i ever liked my life is RUINED

by BobHazUzi November 5, 2010

Justin Beiber

A 16 year old that sounds and looks like hes 9 or 10 with a emo/lesbian haircut, who is only famous because of Youtube. He makes bad music that is only popular because of brainless, new age 7-17 year girls. Justin has a freakishly high voice and should be shot by anyone that care about the children.

Person 1: Hey listen to this *plays beiber song*
Person-2: What is this a 9 year old girl?
Person-2: No its justin Beiber a adorable singer!
Person What! *punches beiber fan for liking this crap*

by Beiber hunter May 31, 2010

Justin Beiber

The Gay Thing of Gayness. Had his private parts switched with Lady Gaga's. Used to discribe women crossdressing as men.

I hate that Justin Beiber.

by Yajirobe June 27, 2010