beaner's brownie

when you are eating out a girl's asshole and it gets so intense that she shits all over your face, especially when she has diarrhea. you then take the shit and make it into a batter, and make brownies.

she beaner's brownied all over face

by hoogalybear March 7, 2011

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

wanna-beaner

An arab or indian who wears a beanie to cover their eyes, in hopes of passing off as a Mexican. A wanna be mexican.

look at that wanna beaner with his plaid shirt.

by 2MDUB December 26, 2003

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

beaner hop

jumping a fence in the style of a mexican crossing the boarder. climbing the fence, hearing the boarder patrol, getting scared, then falling, not climbing down, after hitting the ground, the mexican then raises to its feet, then runs.

juan:damnito jose, climb mas rapido (damnit joe climb much faster)
jose:cayate punto(shut up fag)
officer jim:FREEZE BEANER!
juan:mierda, jumpo! jumpo jose(shit jump! jump joe!)
jose:mierda, yo fallo en mi espalda(shit i fell on my back)

by sam r i April 3, 2005

Frosty Beaner

A frosty beaner is when you put ice cubes in a blender, crap in the blender, mix it up and make your woman drink it whilst you spank her booty

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a frosty beaner and it was awesome in a nasty ass way

by Youmaynotseethewizard December 1, 2010

Beaner Rash

The trashy lifestyle description for Latinos/Mexicans. Beaner Rash is to the Latino/Mexican race as White Trash (WT) is to the white race.

There are six broke down cars in Pablo's overgrown front yard.. He is living and looking like Beaner Rash...

by CountryDude88 February 27, 2010