batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 06, 2022

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 02, 2009

Noob Batter

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

by Hoasty January 26, 2009

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ October 26, 2007

batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014