When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010
Get the Bathroom Guillotinemug. When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.
Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.
Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.
Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.
by yowas August 4, 2009
Get the bathroom backlashmug. Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man
Guy2: who the fuck is that
Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom
Guy2: oh yeah lmao
Guy2: who the fuck is that
Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom
Guy2: oh yeah lmao
by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022
Get the bathroom manmug. The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
by Davion Williams February 24, 2009
Get the [bathroom stalling]mug. When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009
Get the Bathroom Baconmug. The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."
by Nappets October 8, 2011
Get the blessing the bathroommug. A bathroom pass is a hall pass but it only gives you permission to use the bathroom during class and not lunch also teachers tend to make them embarrassing because they don't want you abusing the pass abilities
by YOUR OPINION IS TRASH January 16, 2020
Get the bathroom passmug.