Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

rageef bathoon

the act of sucking dick to get ones self out of debt. Also a pakistani crackhead with spiked hair, and a small dirty brown penis

Yo man, i dont have all the money right now, but if you let me rageef bathoon your cock we'll call it even

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Passing the Baton

To carry and transmit multiple stds.

John: I heard Jenny got the Clap, is it true?
Jacob: Yeah and I heard she was passing the baton to Michael too.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people

"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"

by midgetmac December 16, 2007

bashonda

a really wierd middle name

whats the wierdest middle name ever

by some random internet guy May 1, 2004

bathness

awesome, cool, hip, meant to be a compliment to make something cool or someone feel good.

Floriana is so bathness.

by Darryl Norrick August 2, 2008