two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

bat dick

When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet

Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.

by DILLWILLPICKLE August 31, 2018

Bat-Nipples

the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)

oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!

by epic dankness April 30, 2019

Bat Wing

When your nutsack is so sweaty it sticks to your legs and resembles a bat wing

The breeze in here feels pretty good, it's blowIng against my bat wing

by Bohndo December 25, 2016

Cry bat

Masturbating while crying.

Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.

by MaxK January 27, 2008

Bugga bat

An intoxicated black woman who is severely obese

Look at all those bugga bats

by Daddyriguy221 March 07, 2021

Sugar Bat

A sugar bat is a venereal movement meaning the contact between one's forward thrusting hips and another individual's behind area.

"She just got a sugar bat!"

by moderndayslang July 16, 2014