Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012

Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.

Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.

by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009

Bandwidth Basher

Someone who uses all the bandwidth from flatmates, in order to stream HD porn.

Max was pissed off because the internet was slow
Turns out Thomas was being a bandwidth basher with the porn again.

by johnnyblossom March 14, 2010

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004

hotel room bachelor

semi humorous, semi offensive): a very messy-by most normal people standards- person.

the neatest person i know literally behaves like a hotel room bachelor when they actually rent a hotel room by themselves during business trips.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2013

Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

by gabehere December 27, 2010

dirty banchek

an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.

"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."

by Jeremy Harris June 29, 2007