Bare Uncotched

To be in a state of severe discomfort.

When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.

by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010

Grizzly Bare

The (usually unwanted) sight of an elderly person naked or near-naked; a 'grizzly bare.'

When visiting hospital recently a curtain in an all-male ward opened and revealed the stomach-churning sight of a grizzled naked man in his eighties. A Grizzly Bare.

The flashbacks will stop soon my therapist tells me! :)

by BiffaMackem June 6, 2011

bare naughty

A word used to praise anybody's swag. It is often used to describe something that one is wearing, such as a pair of trainers.

Toby: "Hey Joe do you like my new creps?"

Joe: "Toby mate those shoes are bare naughty

by catlover99999 March 22, 2013

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

M Baring

When you're at the M Bar in North Canton Ohio and you decide to suck some dick on the dance floor.

Shawdy was M Baring it all night on the dance floor! Gat damn!

by Jersy__Mike April 16, 2023

Bare shindoodoo

When you take a crap in someone elses shoes and that someone else puts them on. Used for pranks.

What the fuck. Why the hell did you take a fucking bare shindoodoo. My foot smells like shit. Yeah, yeah, smell that shit.

by The table squad December 13, 2009

barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014