Bare Uncotched

To be in a state of severe discomfort.

When I was in prison some man asked me to bend over and pick up the soap. I felt this 'pinch' Only to find he had stuck his penis up my bottom.... It was bare uncotched.

by hfadhfasd87876 October 8, 2010

Grizzly Bare

The (usually unwanted) sight of an elderly person naked or near-naked; a 'grizzly bare.'

When visiting hospital recently a curtain in an all-male ward opened and revealed the stomach-churning sight of a grizzled naked man in his eighties. A Grizzly Bare.

The flashbacks will stop soon my therapist tells me! :)

by BiffaMackem June 6, 2011

bare naughty

A word used to praise anybody's swag. It is often used to describe something that one is wearing, such as a pair of trainers.

Toby: "Hey Joe do you like my new creps?"

Joe: "Toby mate those shoes are bare naughty

by catlover99999 March 22, 2013

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

bare back it

have sex

"your pussy's dead"
"your guys still want to bare back it."

by 3rdsidesharkz June 27, 2017

Snazzy bare

She’s been everywhere

This is the phrase you use when someone is being BARE annoying when your sat next to them in a class. You do not wanna mess with her nose

“Omg I’m sat next to this girl in the back of my chemistry she’s so annoying”
“Ohhh she’s an Annoying snazzy bare?”

by Superunicornmollielover January 26, 2023

Bare Poon

Bare Poon: can mean "Lots of poon" "rolling in the poon" "great amounts of poon"

See: "Bare""Poon"

"I got bare poon last night"

by My Little Poony August 13, 2014