dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

loklan barber

loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.

Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber

by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024