Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.

Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.

Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons

by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021

balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017

Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.

"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."

by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020