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balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
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Brown Balloon

When a man takes a shit massive enough to glide against the edge of his nut sac, giving his testicles a brown hue.
"Sheesh tom, you're testicles are really discolored, what's wrong with them?"

"No worries, I just brown ballooned myself."
by TheDirtyHoledMole September 9, 2016
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Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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Balloon-gate

A political scandal, usually one with national security implications, in the making.
By popping the Chinese balloon on Feb 4 2023, Biden probably avoided balloon-gate.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2023
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Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.
"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"
by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018
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Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.
Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.
by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022
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