A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.
The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"
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I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?
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