by jes_ick September 28, 2009

An excessively lazy or obese person. Someone who sits around all day and does nothing.
Someone who, instead of doing something productive, not only doesn't accomplish anything, but loses respect and tells in the process.
A person who is stingy.
Someone who, instead of doing something productive, not only doesn't accomplish anything, but loses respect and tells in the process.
A person who is stingy.
Joe, you are a complete bag today.
Get up and do something you lazy bag.
Bags really irritate me, they never get anything accomplished.
Andre quit being a stingy bag and asking for gas money.
Get up and do something you lazy bag.
Bags really irritate me, they never get anything accomplished.
Andre quit being a stingy bag and asking for gas money.
by Maximillian Alwens January 14, 2009

A bag is a person (usually female) with an amazing body, fit, voluptuous if I may, but the face looks like a potato: anything bellow the neck is a no no.
Therefor when proceeding to have sexual intercourse, you put a bag over the persons face to shield your eyes from it,
Any type of bag is fine as long as its thick and breathable!
Therefor when proceeding to have sexual intercourse, you put a bag over the persons face to shield your eyes from it,
Any type of bag is fine as long as its thick and breathable!
person 1: "OMG that girl has a nice body"
person 2: "waw your right let me call her so she can turn around!"
**calls her and she turns around**
both of them: "LORD HAVE MERCY SHES A BAG!!"
person 2: "waw your right let me call her so she can turn around!"
**calls her and she turns around**
both of them: "LORD HAVE MERCY SHES A BAG!!"
by daddypuffpuff October 14, 2019

That douche bag killed me with his BAG
by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008

Mom: Hi Johnny how was your day at school?
Johnny: Good.
Bicycling Paperboy: Hey, Johnny.
Johnny: You still owe me that bag!!!
Johnny: Good.
Bicycling Paperboy: Hey, Johnny.
Johnny: You still owe me that bag!!!
by Tyler Vicious June 30, 2008

by skrilla February 15, 2003

Her man came home and caught me having sex with his wife. When he chased me out of his house, I was naked and snagged my bag on the fence.
by HAROLDHONEH March 11, 2010
