Dirty Beckman

Sexual proclivities characterized by an erotic attraction or engagement of fecal matter

The pervert faced criminal charges for his engagement in what he called "the Dirty Beckman."

by 801happycamper April 2, 2024

Brazilian Backmassage

A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.

I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.

I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!

by ObnoxiousOtto February 1, 2025

Irish Backhander

When your vet who claims he's Irish backhands you mid-consult.

I won't be going to that vet again, he told me he was Irish and then gave me an Irish Backhander!

by BigDWithBigP December 5, 2025

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot

Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.

by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Southern California backhander

The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.

“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”

by The slick joker January 19, 2026