boner

A boy is aroused, like pomer is for a aroused woman.

baby: do u have a boner

by hateporn May 9, 2014

Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020

Boner

Someone who plays the trombone

If you play the trombone you are a boner

by AceBomb October 4, 2020

Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.

Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big

by Firee March 25, 2021

Boner

Hard boiled peanuts dipped in hot chilli sauce good for any girl to get that goooooood stuff yum

Ugh another boner

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

boner

boner happy

i love my boner

by pppppheaddd January 18, 2020

Boner

Something u get when u c something or someone u like.

Holly shit, she gave me a boner. Oh yeah.

by The BONER himself. May 18, 2019