The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
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Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"
Hick 2: "What??"
Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"
Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"
Hick 2: "What??"
Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"
Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"
by Tim Burre June 14, 2013
is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!
by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009