"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.
by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicyclemug. That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.
by RangerZak March 27, 2011
Get the Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through itmug. The Bitch Boy, prominate worldwide. Also commonly known as Bicycle Boy in P.C. FL.
~Noun~ The Bitch Boy is a grown man who has all but mastered the role of a Mr. Nice Guy. The Bitch Boy claims fictional overachievements or blatent abuse but in all honesty. He borrowed that car, mooches off his momma, stole the already stolen bicycle he jets around on, and never has held a job long enough to file a tax return. The Bitch Boy will try to bleed you dry and will throw toddler tantrums and try to physically intimidate you when boy aint getting his way. If you dont feed the flame of b.b's dramatics he'll eventually vanish into his next role but if you call 1800mylilbrother the boy will run home to momma a bit faster.
~Noun~ The Bitch Boy is a grown man who has all but mastered the role of a Mr. Nice Guy. The Bitch Boy claims fictional overachievements or blatent abuse but in all honesty. He borrowed that car, mooches off his momma, stole the already stolen bicycle he jets around on, and never has held a job long enough to file a tax return. The Bitch Boy will try to bleed you dry and will throw toddler tantrums and try to physically intimidate you when boy aint getting his way. If you dont feed the flame of b.b's dramatics he'll eventually vanish into his next role but if you call 1800mylilbrother the boy will run home to momma a bit faster.
Bitch Boy i.e. Bicycle Boy
*Damn, ive never seen him around here before!
~😂🙄😶.. um you don't want that...he's a bitch boy, his momma came in yesterday trying to hunt him down after he stole his grandmammas wallet. He's always outside begging but dont ever see that bitch ass bicycle boy peddling to work. Your cars locked, right?
*Damn, ive never seen him around here before!
~😂🙄😶.. um you don't want that...he's a bitch boy, his momma came in yesterday trying to hunt him down after he stole his grandmammas wallet. He's always outside begging but dont ever see that bitch ass bicycle boy peddling to work. Your cars locked, right?
by HeyMisti April 14, 2022
Get the BITCH BOY i.e. Bicycle Boymug. "I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
Get the Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicyclemug. by BSMCTP August 2, 2021
Get the Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Piemug. I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
by Death Menace April 3, 2023
Get the I need to start riding a bicyclemug. A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024
Get the Bicycle Detectivemug.