Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

BAIL

When one of your friends bails on you when you have an early tee time.

My friend committed to a tee time at 8 AM and then bailed

by heybob12 May 22, 2019

Bail-O-Rama

Someone who bails repeatedly when trying to learn a trick in BMXing, Skateboarding, etc...

1: DUDE I CANT GET THIS TRICK

2: you're just having a bail-o-rama

by BAILMANIA July 19, 2011

bail

a slang word commonly used to describe the action of running away, usually from being accused of something.

he was accused so he attempted to bail

by hourglassattempt May 9, 2021

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016