Asademy Awards

The current state of the Academy Awards which has terrible ratings and is becoming less relevant with each year.

I tried to watch the ASADEMY AWARDS, but I really didn’t care who or what won.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

NBS Awards

Awards show for actors who are past their prime or in tax trouble and go from starring in A-list films to making Nothing But Shit movies that were only created to show off some Russian mobster’s girlfriend.

This year Nicholas Cage won most loony, John Cusack won most boring and Steven Seagal won fattest ass at the NBS awards!

by Shaker Heights March 28, 2021

Dim Award

D-I-M Award is short for Dick In Mouth Award. As in the person has a dick in their mouth(Metaphorically Speaking) and they are so good at it they win an award.

Matt: I cant believe John cheated on you Lilly!
Lilly: I know he totally deserves the DIM Award.
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Mike: yea you cant just take that and eat it in the store dude....umm...paul..
Sara: Yea he wins the DIM Award for today.

by TDids April 1, 2010

Kano Award

The award given to extraordinary performances on a sporting field due to non participation in the actual event.

Rocksy was presented with the Kano award, without his contribution the team could not have played so well.

by Mike Siko December 2, 2009

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

takes the awards

when something is so cool it is worthy of getting the 'awards' whatever that may be

that's definitly taking the awards today

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 18, 2004

American Music Awards

An American award show where Olivia Rodrigo performed her song traitor live.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.

PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022