Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.

DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.

by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023

Autisticated

Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal

Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”

by Yofku October 17, 2023

Autistic retard

Segmentation fault (that smart guy)

You really are a fucking autistic retard

by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024

Autistic

Autism Or ASD is a disorder idc how it happens but lemme tell you how cool this is!! Dude I can fit SOOOOO much info in my brain I’m so good at spelling!!! I can also tell you the fnaf lore , the X-men lore, the quicksilver lore, the science behind why people are attracted to serial killers, random things I read when I was 6, and so much more!!!! People may think we’re stupid because we’re awkward but that’s a common misconception we just need a little more help sometimes! We’re actually smarter than the average neurotypical or ‘normal’ person. From your local autistic citizen

Autistic person:hello
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .

Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???

by Gay_simps4peters February 18, 2023

autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.

EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh

by dummyville October 3, 2019

Autistic Kieran

An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons

Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.

by SRA.Theiss May 12, 2019

Autistic

Something that ignorant pieces of crap think is just a fancy word for "retarded".
and I'm just gonna say something to those people.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
I really don't get why these people are convinced it means "retarded"
especially considering that would be an accurate description of the people who think it.

Todd: "WOW! JOHN IS SO AUTISTIC, HE COULDN'T DIVIDE 2 BY 2!"
John: "Todd I swear to god I'm gonna divide the bones in your body by 2."
Todd: "oh really? just try it you Autistic- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023