Australian Dustpan

When you and your girlfriend have been travelling through Australia and sand and dust gets into your girls vagina so during sex you have to shake her legs to get the dust out.
I had so much dust in me, luckily Nic gave me an Australian Dustpan
by Attractiveseal November 24, 2015
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proud to be australian

proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's
Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.

joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.
by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013
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Australian Handshake

A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.

Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!

Gary:
Nice to meet you too!

Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!

Gary:
G'Day!!
by Blocky D November 10, 2010
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Australian coffee

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.
I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.
by notsmartdum May 14, 2010
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Australian DJ

Someone who Frigs a girl, flicks the bean. Origin - imagine you are a DJ spinning the Vinyls and you are giving them some reverse action with your fingers; now turn your hand over as if you were 'down under'....
Did you play Australian DJ with her last night?
by Latvia March 24, 2005
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australian kiss

all of the definitions weren't quite accurate. i learned how to give one by an aussie lass in sydney! what it actually is a french kiss in the "outback" down under!
if it's cute,it is pprobablysweeter than ssaccharinat a drug store sale. JAH know my star's is.my girl requires at least one australian kiss a day. i need to give her at least two!
by magadog November 22, 2009
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Australian Burn

When a girl gets close enough to a guys penis, she takes this opportunity for a little practical joke. Its similar to a chinese burn on someones arm, however alot more south. usually done when the penis is fully erect and then australian burn that bad boy!
I gave that jack-ass a really bad Australian burn last night LOL his face was priceless!
by habanana April 27, 2009
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