ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

by terrero November 3, 2004

Ass Clown

one who clowns the anal cavity.

asssssss cloooown!!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

flaming lesbian ass clown

A person of lower mental capacity who also happens to engage in homosexual love or buttfucking.

"hey warren, mitch is such a flaming lesbian ass clown. I cant belive he tried to have sex with scott."

by seankelley January 9, 2009

Ass clown

somebody who is a fucking loser

cory wease is a fucking ass clown

by chris September 16, 2003

ass clown

an experimental rock band from Chicago, Il

the ass clown is great
or
the ass clown sucks

by evk June 15, 2004

ass clown

a total bitch who used to be a clown

Mr. McDonough is such a fucking ass-clown!

by Shawon March 17, 2003

ass clown

Galway based hardcore punk outfit featuring the throbbing bass lines of Michael Sherry

Dude! I went to see Ass Clown last night and they f*cking rocked the joint!

by Gman May 4, 2003