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Asher

The funniest, most caring person ever. The best friend you’ll ever have, keep her safe!
Ashers are amazing❤️
by Cheezels March 2, 2021
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Asher is the type of person to never leave you. They will keep your secrets and you can trust them so much. They’re caring, nice and the best person you will ever meet.
That person is so caring, they must be an Asher!
by Cheezels March 2, 2021
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That one friend that always asks you to smoke, and occasionally will ask you to eat an edible. He most often drives an 07 Accord, but can sometimes be spotted in a muffler deleter Jeep Grand Cherokee or a Chevy Slowbalt. He likes cats, but does not appreciate seeing pictures of cats being stuffed inside of socks. He has ayne with Sharquanka on a daily basis. He likes Juice Wrld and Sada Baby.
"Hey bro, did you see Asher yesterday?"
"Yeah brody, I saw him in his Honda yesterday while beefin off with some redneck ginger guy who is shaped like a pear"
by WhackyMcJackoff April 12, 2021
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Asher is the sweetest guy you could possibly meet, he has brown long fluffy hair and has the best personality. but don’t get to fooled he has a freaky side 😏. Asher is a very cool person and if your his girlfriend he is complete boyfriend material, he will never go a day without making sure you okay, he loves complementing his girl but watch out boys you touch her he will kill you. but if you ever find an asher NEVER lose him 🥰 P.S VERY Attractive
damn, have you seen Asher he’s hot”
by Christian child May 6, 2021
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Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.

When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.

Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.

Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.

Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.

Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
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My sexy hot husband not yours😐💖💘💘💞💘
Omg my sexy husband’s name is Asher iannuzzo
by Tiaras husband June 19, 2022
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Asher's ass is extremely bulbous and thicc
by DurrPotato June 27, 2022
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