Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.

Oh my god why are you being such an Andre!!!

by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019

Andres

Does the tornadoe twist

Andres is Elijah’s brother and there both fat

by Your soft April 19, 2019

Andres

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best

Man andres is my idol, i wish i had as much girls as him.

by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017

Andres

Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.

Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!

by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017