Andres

Guy who makes bad jokes that sound similar to dad jokes. Thinks he's "hip" but is actually just dumb and funny. Takes major L's daily.

Guy 1-"you know what comes before physical strength? herpes."
Guy 2-"bro that was such an andres joke get out"

by Boneappleteeth November 26, 2016

Andres

Extremely tall and sexy Mexican man with a schlong that can destroy mountains.

Check out that Andres.

by allquip October 23, 2014

Andres

My son..the love of my life.... tqm papito...

my son Andres is Beautiful and so Amazing..

by Familia DPM March 24, 2010

Andre

A boy who you will easily fall in love with. He's caring he knows when something's wrong. He always makes you laugh, but when you need him the most he's not there so don't get to happy

"Yephe's definitely a Andre."

by The only girl9785 December 4, 2017

Andre

Andre Is the best person alive he gets all the girls he is so nice he always knows how to cheer someone up he will know how you are felling always a Andre is strong mentally and mostly physically the are good at any sport the try and are also great leaders.

I was walking down the street and there was this Andre looking guy he was so handsome

by www.wikapedia.com January 8, 2019

Andre

A hot and sexy guy. Ironically short and has a Huge dick! He has a great sense of humor and is very romantic. He can treat a girl right and is amazing in bed.

Who's that hottie, he's gotta be an Andre!

by Famous_Dexxtttt May 15, 2017

Andres

Andres is one of the most rarest and friendliest person you could find. He is mostly popular in school and is rarley unliked. He is not that hot but is attractive and all girls want him because hes ahtletic, loyal, funny, and crazy. He's very tall and wont have the biggest dick in the world but its average size that would please a girl. Andres is lovable.

Omg Andres is coming!!

by Jonahthestrongest April 20, 2018