A white ass Mexican with a perm. He usually wears glasses and he runs a mediocre meme page. He got some tik tok clout but not much. He can't talk to girls no matter the circumstances and he usually listens to trash ass ranchera music.
by Onmealinaday April 20, 2020
DUMB FUCKING STUPID WHORE who always feels himself and his ego is way bigger than his penis no one ever knows why his face is sooo ugly, fuck him, and fuck his brother who is way sexier than him🥰🥰🥰 MMmmmMmm well andre btw just so you know your ugly
is andre cool? HELL TO THE FUCK NO BITCH ANDRE IS NOT COOL.
that kid’s penis is so small his name must be Andre.
that kid’s penis is so small his name must be Andre.
by periodt poohbear October 05, 2019
by LIK¦TFKK™ September 24, 2009
Andres is the fucking bestest of boys, yeah his dick maybe 5 inches but he gets more pussy than any alpha male that isn’t an Andres, Andres is also a caring person that watches Bob Ross on the weekends, he also likes to treat women with Respect but most importantly Andres will stand by your side
by Rhinne June 27, 2018
by Legit Oxnard dictionary December 29, 2016
Stranger- Woah, who's that sucker picking up that chair that is conveinently placed on the floor where people can easily trip on it.
Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre
Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat
Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre
Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat
by ConfieldJones Has CroBur June 18, 2017
A typical Andres doesn’t look too hot, but he more than makes up for that. He is the nicest, sweetest boy. Not only that, but he’s also total beast in the bedroom and has a HUGE dick. He can please ANY woman emotionally and sexually.
by Jackson17859 December 11, 2017